Archive for March, 2010

Funny picture of 2 Easter bubbies

31/03/2010

Hahaha! Very cool! thanks to Maicha for this funny picture of “2 Easter bunnies”! Eggs and bunnies, everything is ready for Easter then!

Posted via web from Funny Animals

Advertisements

Easter egg jokes

31/03/2010

Easter egg jokes

Easter Egg questions and answers in hilarious comedy style

Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?

A. They went through the “Eggs-it”.

Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

A. He cracked up.

Q. Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day?

A. They were afraid they would fry!

Q. What did the egg say to the clown?

A. You crack me up!

Q. What part did the egg play in the movies?

A. He was an “Egg-stra”.

Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?

A. Egg-zosted!

Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?

A. They egg-cellerated.

Q. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?

A. An “Egg Head”.

Q. Why didn’t the egg play on the computer very much?

A. His brain would be fried.

Q. What sport are the eggs good at?

A. Running!

Q. What did the eggs do on the Internet?

A. They looked for a good egg-site!

Q. Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?

A. Because their cable was scrambled.

Q. What website do eggs go on to chat?

A. “eggs.com”

Q. Why was the father egg so strict?

A. He was hard-boiled.

Q. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?

A. You’re “Egg-stra special”.

Q. What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?

A. An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Q. Why won’t eggs go out at night?

A. They don’t want to get “beat up”.

Q. Why did the egg go to school?

A. To get “Egg-u-cated”.

Q. Why wouldn’t the egg take a hot bath?

A. He didn’t want to be hard boiled.

Q. How did the egg roll across the road?

A. It just rolled, silly!

Q. How do eggs stay healthy?

A. They “Egg-cercize”.

Q. What kind of plants do eggs keep?

A. Eggplants, silly!

Q. Why was the little girl sad after the race?

A. Because an egg beater!

Q. Why did the egg go to the baseball game?

A. For the egg-stra innings!

Q. What kind of jokes do eggs tell?

A. Egg yolks!

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Egg-cited to see me?

Q. What do you call an egg from outer space?

A. An “Egg-stra terrestial”.

Q. What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?

A. I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!

Q. Why did the egg cross the road?

A. Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!

Q. What day does an egg hate the most?

A. Fry-days.

Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A. Neither–the Easter Bunny!

WISH YOU HAPPY EASTER TO ALL MY READERS, I AM SURE YOU ALL LIKED THIS EASTER EGG JOKE

Posted via web from Fun and Jokes

Easter celebrations around the world

31/03/2010

Visitors stand next to a tree decorated with thousands of Easter eggs in the garden of Christa and Volker Kraft in Saalfeld, Germany.

Pictures of the day: 31 March 2010

31/03/2010

The first look at the new Ferrari World rollercoaster in Abu Dhabi. The attraction, which is still under construction on Yas Island, will be the world’s fastest rollercoaster when it opens later this year. It will race two sets of passengers against each other on parallel tracks at speeds of upto 240km/h. Each coach on the ride is fashioned after the Ferrari F430 Spider.More http://goo.gl/OekC

Top April foolery

31/03/2010

Two years ago the BBC announced that it had captured footage of Adélie penguins in flight, as part of its natural history series Miracles of Evolution and even offered a video clip of the miraculous event. Penguins can’t fly because their wings are too small to support their body weight. A follow up video showed how the special effect had been achieved. The clue should perhaps have been in the fact that it was Terry Jones playing the natural historian.More http://goo.gl/dZ1u

Anti-fart Mask

31/03/2010

Virtual Reality: Futuristic Tools for Virtual Worlds

31/03/2010

Augmented reality is the baby brother of virtual reality, as it takes a half step in the right direction by combining the virtual world with the real one. Typically, augmented reality involves wearing a head set or using a mobile device that registers one’s location via GPS and visually matches landmarks to provide information. You may look at the Roman coliseum and see facts appear about gladiators, or see the names of all the restaurants on the street. This is the most immediately practical version of virtual reality, and a real step in the integration between man and machine.More http://bit.ly/ctC2ya

Les vacances

31/03/2010

Tortola British Virgin Islands Tartine Gourmande

Needless to say that it’s really nice to wake up in a different place.

With a difference view.

And at a different pace.

Ah…les vacances….

Share and Enjoy:
  • Print

  • Digg

  • del.icio.us

  • Facebook

  • Google Bookmarks

  • Twitter

Rubber Brothers

31/03/2010

Top 100 April Fools Pranks and Gadgets

31/03/2010

pril Fools Day is not too far away, and this is when you could get back at all those people who were not really nice to you; however, you could still go ahead and play some pranks on those you like and love as well, making April Fools Day one of the best holidays every year.

It is celebrated in most parts of the world people either hate it or love it, but they just can’t ignore it. Now that the holiday is less than a few weeks away, you certainly need to start preparing for all the wonderful pranks that might turn your loved or detested ones into gullible fools.More http://goo.gl/MmDP


%d bloggers like this: